Lil' Kim Shopping on 5th Avenue

wut?

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to do list

goin haaaaaaaaaard

http://www.flickr.com/photos/longnailedlatinas

the story of one girl and her hijab/prayer suit

prayer suit from saz manaz on Vimeo.

i better get commission from prayer suit manufacturers for this

sweet mabel

going hard

this is you faa--at, this is why you faaa-aaa-aa-at

http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

puddle of bliss

have you ever sat on an electric blanket? it feels like you're slowly wetting the bed and sitting in a warm pool of pee. i can't believe i don't have one of my own. it's amazing.

surfing the laal wave yarr

my favourite story i like to tell about pakistan is from 6 years ago. i was visiting my dad's village in the mountains. as with most of the houses there there was only an ~eastern~ toilet, it had nothing really it was basically an outdoor toilet hut. this sucked because all you ever get told stories about are jinns and witches and tigers and hyenas roaming the village at night (not to mention 2271272 bugs) so i was trying to be as quick as possible. it also sucked because unfortunately for me i was on my period and had to dispose of something quite urgently and was sure that a hole in the ground toilet wouldn't be the best bin. in a place where these issues are even more taboo than here and women are supposed to be discreet and invisible i had to think quick. and i wasn't about to ask someone what to do. i noticed that there was only wilderness and overgrown shit outside of the little window. so i somehow found a little plastic bag, and, thinking it would be the least embarrassing solution, hid my shame inside it and flung it as far as i could. i didn't think about it as it was all i could do really and i didn't want to get possessed by a jinn/bitten by a snake/eaten by a tiger and i was leaving the next morning to go back to the city anyway. the next morning i was bored waiting for everyone to get their shit together so we could leave the house when i looked up and noticed a small plastic bag hanging from the top of a tree, directly in front of the house.

lol.

fasting eddie

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yes miss blair

i'm really hoping the increased appearances by dorotha mean she gets a scandalous storyline soon. maybe an affair? green card running out? relative from poland comes and bribes her into stealing from the waldorfs? i love her and her fierce winterwear

highlight of my life

the other day i used my nando's loyalty card to get a free half chicken and the guy forgot to stamp it after taking my order so i get a free one next time too!!! not flattering myself but i think he may have done it deliberately cos he gave me a free drink last time. having an inside link with nando's is pretty much my dream, i'm working on making him my friend. after all i do know the local postman now, there's no stopping me m8.

very bad man